today in china
i put on a pair of XXXL pants
and they didnt fit
i dont like this, china
plays scenario where I confess to my crush but I imagine myself saying the wrong name
tomosm happy birthday, i know you love eva.. and free.. and titans.. and italy.. so i made you a video (at your request) for your special birfday time
Oh man, Chinese New Year well-wishes etched super perfectly on apples. The whole box is like 120 USD, but people will totally pay it here because the price has three “8’s” which sounds similar to the word meaning “prosper” or “wealth” (it’s the character on the top left apple). You’re essentially paying for fruit AND good luck.
I LOVE HESE APPLES